gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

image

"my ass"

open 24 hours

(via ruinedchildhood)


ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund

(via ugly)


thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

(via ruinedchildhood)



thighrabanks:

oliveracedavis:

katara:

menthuthuyoupi:

nevecampbell:

menthuthuyoupi:

jayda95:

weloveshortvideos:

Guys in booties dancing to Beyoncé and killing it.

*eats a single potato chip*

can we please be over this trend and fad thanks

no we cannot

ok cool i just uhhhh think its tired and kinda sexist but ok!

This is a lot of things and sexist isn’t one

This isn’t sexist in the least bit….

Do you even understand what being sexist is

(via sansaofhousestark)


bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

image

(via sniffing)


me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

scaredpotter:

"i don’t have time to start reading that book" [opens 200k fic]

(via sniffing)


wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(via officialwhitegirls)


adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

(via sniffing)


eyeballfarts:

perks-of-being-chinese:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what kind of math do trees do

twigonometry

square roots

geomiTREE

(via ruinedchildhood)


swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

(via sniffing)


justt-stayy:

I don’t .. I don’t understand…

justt-stayy:

I don’t .. I don’t understand…

(via officialwhitegirls)



unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via ugly)